I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t drink and drive because you might get hit by a blimp and spill your drink. And that’s bad.
Alcohol is not a solution, but a temporary escape from reality.
Life is too short to stay sober.
I can’t remember the last time I was arrested for drunk and disorderly…….. I was too drunk……
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
Life is better when you are drunk.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
Alcohol can kill the one’s you love. Trust me I would know, its the devil in drinkable form.
Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
If your date ain’t what you expected, drink till she is!!
This is an old Danish saying We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.
Alcohol is not a right, but a privilege that comes with responsibility and self-control.
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together! – W.C. Fields
Its good to leave alcohol, its not good to not know where you left it! What time doesn’t cure, alcohol hides the pain. Alcohol causes you forget stuff and some other things a don’t remember!
The liver is evil and must be punished.
As I poured myself yet another glass of wine. After many. It occurred to me that I don’t have a drinking issue. No no. Only those who do not drink have a drinking issue.
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