I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.
Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore! As we say in Ireland: let us drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us. – all from Family Guy, the drunkest show on TV
Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
People make peace easily with their enemies when they are drunk.
Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
In alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too.
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Whiskey is a great drink ? It makes you see double and feel single.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
AA? My mom didn’t raise a quitter.
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