Alcohol doesn’t solve your problems but then again, neither does milk.
Save water, drink beer!
A L C _ H _ L Sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Drinking alone is the beginning stage of alcoholism.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. – Samuel Johnson
Cant sing. Can’t dance. Too fat to fly. So I drink… In loving memory.
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little. – Herman Smith- Johannsen
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. – Lee Entrekin
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Don’t drink and drive – accidents cause people!
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. – W.C. Fields
Boy: What is the secret to a long life? Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
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