Bill Watterson Quotes

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
– Bill Watterson

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Reality continues to ruin my life.
– Bill Watterson

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We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.
– Bill Watterson

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Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
– Bill Watterson

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You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon…everything’s different.
– Bill Watterson

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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
– Bill Watterson

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I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
– Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
– Bill Watterson

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There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
– Bill Watterson

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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.
– Bill Watterson

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I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we are in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.
– Bill Watterson

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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson

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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
– Bill Watterson

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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
– Bill Watterson

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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
– Bill Watterson

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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
– Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

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