Bill Watterson Quotes

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
– Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.
– Bill Watterson

You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon…everything’s different.
– Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
– Bill Watterson

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.
– Bill Watterson

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
– Bill Watterson

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.
– Bill Watterson

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
– Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
– Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
– Bill Watterson

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
– Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
– Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
– Bill Watterson

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
– Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we are in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.
– Bill Watterson

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