Regret: What a man feels the day after he shaves his beard off.
This is not just a beard. It’s a passport to awesome.
Sometimes I think about shaving but then I think: “Nah, I like my legs the way they are”.
You go to Brooklyn, everybody’s got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me. – Don Lemon
Don’t hate me because I’m beardiful! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face is truly a peculiar habit.
It’s good to have beardless friends. When you go out, people will assume you are their leader.
Fret not, young bearder. Itch too shall pass.
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