My beard is not proof of my manliness. My beard is proof of my patience.
The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
One can always trust a man with a beard.
You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
Beautiful women have curves and real men have beards.
Without men there would be no beards. Without beards there would be no men.
Any man can start a beard. A true man never finishes one.
A man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.
97% of women prefer men with beards…The other 3% do too.
Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.
I have the beard. Therefore, I make the rules.
He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
It’s good to have beardless friends. When you go out, people will assume you are their leader.
Chins without beards deserve no honor. – Spanish Proverb
What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaved face makes you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
Vikings, Santa and Lincoln. Need I say more?
You can call a bearded man a lot of things. “Boy” ain’t one of them.
Ladies if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards.
If your boss at work asks you to shave, tell him it’s against your religion. If he asks what religion, tell him: “Man”.
Beards turn laziness into awesomeness.
When two beards cross paths the larger beard has the right of way.
Your problem is not merely the absence of a beard but your efforts to smooth and soften yourself like a woman.
Grow what nature gave you.
When someone has a problem with your beard, remember that’s its not your problem.
I got 99 problems. But my beard ain’t one.
Of course I think about shaving. I think about how much it sucks and how great it feels to be bearded.
Some men make the choice to shave. Others make the choice to be Men.
Regret: What a man feels the day after he shaves his beard off.
Sometimes I think about shaving but then I think: “Nah, I like my legs the way they are”.
Beards are an acquired taste. Don’t like them? Acquire some taste.
Beard (noun): The highest level of badassery.
Without a beard you’re the same as every other woman and child.
There’s a place for men without beards. It’s called the lady’s room.
There’s a name for people without beards: Women.
A beard is a gift you give your face.
Whoever said that beauty is on the inside clearly could not grow a beard.
Not everyone can be bearded…Someone has to stand on the side and clap as we walk by.
Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.
Don’t hate me because I’m beardiful! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face is truly a peculiar habit.
I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome my beard is.
If you want to grow a beard like mine, the only thing I can tell you is that you have to have patience. You just have to let it grow. – Daniel Bryan
Bearded men make better lovers. Hell, we make everything better!
You go to Brooklyn, everybody’s got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me. – Don Lemon
Fret not, young bearder. Itch too shall pass.
This is not just a beard. It’s a passport to awesome.
What BEARD comes from: Being Exceptional Among Regular Dudes.
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