Don’t hate me because I’m beardiful! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face is truly a peculiar habit.
Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.
The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
You go to Brooklyn, everybody’s got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me.
– Don Lemon
Your problem is not merely the absence of a beard but your efforts to smooth and soften yourself like a woman.