You can call a bearded man a lot of things. “Boy” ain’t one of them.
I got 99 problems. But my beard ain’t one.
What BEARD comes from: Being Exceptional Among Regular Dudes.
I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome my beard is.
When someone has a problem with your beard, remember that’s its not your problem.
I have the beard. Therefore, I make the rules.
Don’t hate me because I’m beardiful! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face is truly a peculiar habit.
Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.
Ladies if your man has a beard, raise your hand. If he doesn’t, raise your standards.
Bearded men make better lovers. Hell, we make everything better!
Beards are an acquired taste. Don’t like them? Acquire some taste.
It’s good to have beardless friends. When you go out, people will assume you are their leader.
You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.
Beautiful women have curves and real men have beards.
The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
One can always trust a man with a beard.
You go to Brooklyn, everybody’s got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me. – Don Lemon
He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
Your problem is not merely the absence of a beard but your efforts to smooth and soften yourself like a woman.
Beard (noun): The highest level of badassery.
Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
Chins without beards deserve no honor. – Spanish Proverb
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