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One can always trust a man with a beard.

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Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.

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There’s a name for people without beards: Women.

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When two beards cross paths the larger beard has the right of way.

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Your problem is not merely the absence of a beard but your efforts to smooth and soften yourself like a woman.

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Grow what nature gave you.

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Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.

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Without a beard you’re the same as every other woman and child.

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Bearded men make better lovers. Hell, we make everything better!

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Of course I think about shaving. I think about how much it sucks and how great it feels to be bearded.

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Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.

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Some men make the choice to shave. Others make the choice to be Men.

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Whoever said that beauty is on the inside clearly could not grow a beard.

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Not everyone can be bearded…Someone has to stand on the side and clap as we walk by.

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There’s a place for men without beards. It’s called the lady’s room.

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Beard (noun): The highest level of badassery.

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I got 99 problems. But my beard ain’t one.

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What BEARD comes from: Being Exceptional Among Regular Dudes.

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A beard is a gift you give your face.

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Don’t hate me because I’m beardiful! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face is truly a peculiar habit.

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