One can always trust a man with a beard.
Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
There’s a name for people without beards: Women.
When two beards cross paths the larger beard has the right of way.
Your problem is not merely the absence of a beard but your efforts to smooth and soften yourself like a woman.
Grow what nature gave you.
Kissing a man with a beard is like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there.
Without a beard you’re the same as every other woman and child.
Bearded men make better lovers. Hell, we make everything better!
Of course I think about shaving. I think about how much it sucks and how great it feels to be bearded.
Men who think beards are too itchy will find manhood too heavy.
Some men make the choice to shave. Others make the choice to be Men.
Whoever said that beauty is on the inside clearly could not grow a beard.
Not everyone can be bearded…Someone has to stand on the side and clap as we walk by.
There’s a place for men without beards. It’s called the lady’s room.
Beard (noun): The highest level of badassery.
I got 99 problems. But my beard ain’t one.
What BEARD comes from: Being Exceptional Among Regular Dudes.
A beard is a gift you give your face.
Don’t hate me because I’m beardiful! The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain a boyish look by shaving your face is truly a peculiar habit.
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