College Quotes and Sayings

One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- );- )

Submitted by: Rashmi on May 29, 2012

A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.

Submitted by: Ayesha malik on March 13, 2012

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
– George Horace Lorimer

Submitted by: rouf para on February 8, 2012

College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.

Submitted by: pragatiahluwalia on July 26, 2011

Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.

Submitted by: mujahid aziz on February 28, 2012

If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.

Submitted by: Steve on February 14, 2008

You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.

Submitted by: the comedian on February 13, 2012

You can make life dance to your tunes inside your college gates (i.e.during your college life) but at the other side of the gate, life sets its own tunes & makes you dance. So live each moment of your college life.

Submitted by: Soumya Menon on January 14, 2012

Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. :)

Hard work never killed anyone, but I don’t want to be the first…

Submitted by: sanddy on April 19, 2010

College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.
Chuck Palahniuk

Submitted by: DANi on July 21, 2011

The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life.

Submitted by: hifza on July 26, 2012

College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.

Submitted by: rabzzi on November 11, 2011

Experience the college life and enjoy.
You are the pawns in the first year…you are ministers in the second year…You become the king of campus in the final year.

Submitted by: Rashid.C.P on July 23, 2011

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Albert Camus

College comes and goes like a wind what is left behind is a bunch of memories which you cherish for the rest of your lives – showing it to your relatives, friends, everyone – “These Were My Golden Days. I Was The King Of My Life. Everybody Used To Call Me ‘The Ultimate Rockstar’ .Don’t Miss It And Don’t Ruin It either…Live It All !!!!”

Submitted by: Chinu on December 14, 2011

Education is the best money making ritual!

Submitted by: funsho on August 18, 2011

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.

Submitted by: bala karthi on October 14, 2011

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino

The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.

Submitted by: Ryann on October 16, 2011

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
John Green

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller


I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
Elbert Hubbard

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.

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