I don’t know whether I love you more or hate you more but one thing is for sure I don’t need you anymore.
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabo
The snag about marriage is, it isn’t worth the divorce. – Suzanne Finnamore
“I love you as the mother of my child”: the kiss of death. Mother of His Child: demotion. I am beginning to see this truism: Mothers are not always wives. I have been stripped of a piece of self. – Suzanne Finnamore
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. – MARY KAY BLAKELEY
I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. – Jarod Kintz
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it. – Henny Youngman
Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change. – Shannon L. Alder
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. – Helen Rowland
Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits – Pope Leo XIII
For a loving father, the worst thing about a divorce is not only the loss of time with his children. It’s also knowing they will probably grow up to think like their mother.
The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake. – Suzanne Finnamore
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. – Cary Grant
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it. – EVAN STERN
Divorce is one of the key predictors of poverty for a child growing up in a home that’s broken. – Mike Huckabee
I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book. – GLORIA SWANSON
Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. – Robin Williams
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. – TRACY LETTS
Those who divorce aren’t necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. – Alain de Botton
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
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