A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short. – Mickey Rooney
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. – P. J. O’Rourke
To be fair, in most divorces the house is split evenly. The women get the inside, the men get the outside – Bruce ?
Many divorces are not really the result of irreparable injury but involve, instead, a desire on the part of the man or woman to shatter the setup, start out from scratch alone, and make life work for them all over again. They want the risk of disaster, want to touch bottom, see where bottom is, and, coming up, to breathe the air with relief and relish again.
Never knew it’d hurt this bad.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband to hide his money. – Johnny Carson
Divorce isn’t just the person, it’s everything that goes with it – your kids, the adjustment, everything. – Peter Andre
In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word “divorce” came up. I always figured it came from some root that meant “divide.” In truth, it comes from “divertere,” which means “to divert.” I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought you wanted and steering you into all kinds of other stuff. – Mitch Albom
Divorce, n: A bugle blast that separates the combatants and makes them fight at long range. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce, n. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
A society’s apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.
This is what I know about my parents. They spent the next several years trying to forget each other, and me. – Raquel Cepeda
Half of all marriages end in divorce – and then there are the really unhappy ones. – Joan Rivers
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock
I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage. – Lynn Johnston
I make mistakes, I’ll be the second to admit it. – Jean Kerr
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks but a divorce is something you always have.
The easiest way to get a divorce is to be married.
A defeatist attitude kills almost as many marriages as do affairs. – Gary L. Thomas
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