So many persons think divorce a panacea for every ill, who find out, when they try it, that the remedy is worse than the disease.
Half of all marriages end in divorce – and then there are the really unhappy ones. – Joan Rivers
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock
I’m not upset about my divorce. I’m only upset I’m not a widow. – Roseanne Barr
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short. – Mickey Rooney
I make mistakes, I’ll be the second to admit it. – Jean Kerr
Even as a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me … and no one showed up. – Rodney Dangerfield
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. – P. J. O’Rourke
To be fair, in most divorces the house is split evenly. The women get the inside, the men get the outside – Bruce ?
Never knew it’d hurt this bad.
The easiest way to get a divorce is to be married.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband to hide his money. – Johnny Carson
The remedy for most marital stress is not in divorce. It is in repentance and forgiveness, in sincere expressions of charity and service. It is not in separation. It is in simple integrity that leads a man and a woman to square up their shoulders and meet their obligations. It is found in the Golden Rule, a time-honored principle that should first and foremost find expression in marriage. – Gordon B. Hinckley
Divorce, n: A bugle blast that separates the combatants and makes them fight at long range. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
This is what I know about my parents. They spent the next several years trying to forget each other, and me. – Raquel Cepeda
I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken, and I’d rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken pieces as long as I lived. – Margaret Mitchell
I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage. – Lynn Johnston
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks but a divorce is something you always have.
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