For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks but a divorce is something you always have.
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. – P. J. O’Rourke
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband to hide his money. – Johnny Carson
Of the many horrors of divorce, the most egregious is that it robs a kid of the best of both worlds. Dads can do many things that even the best moms can’t, and vice versa. – Rob Lowe
Your relationship may be “Breaking Up,” but you won’t be “Breaking Down.” If anything you’re correcting a mistake that was hurting four people, you and the person you’re with, not to mention the two people who you were destined to meet. – D. Ivan Young
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. – Wendy Liebman
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
I doubt if there is one married person on Earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it. – Morton Hunt
I got divorced recently. It was a mixed marriage. I’m human, he’s Klingon. – Carol Leifer
An arguing couple spiraling into negativity and teetering on the brink of divorce is actually mathematically equivalent to the beginning of a nuclear war. – Hannah Fry
Divorce is a failed challenge, which leads to a broken life. It is a socially transmittable disease that can transfer from one generation to another, and it is spreading fast.
This is what I know about my parents. They spent the next several years trying to forget each other, and me. – Raquel Cepeda
Half of all marriages end in divorce – and then there are the really unhappy ones. – Joan Rivers
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock
Why did we divorce? I guess you could say we had trouble synchronizing. You know that carnival ride where two cages swing in opposite directions, going higher and higher until they go over the top? That was us. We passed each other all the time, but we never actually stopped in the same place until it was time to get off the ride.
The real wonder is that anyone stays together, as impossible to live with and as broken as we all are.
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