Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
…of course take your time…not mine. I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP* …read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
Facebook should have a love button.
The question isn’t ‘what do we want to know about people?’, It’s,’What do people want to tell about themselves? – Mark Zuckerberg
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.
Truth be told, if you say you are not an objector, you are ranged against democracy. If you have a different point of view, say you are a dissenter. Post ten things on Facebook daily and say openly, ‘Yes, I have a difference of opinion.’ Being an objector is no crime. – Ravish Kumar
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.
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