Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.
You look so beautiful …You make me forget my pick up line.
You’ve been charged in court for stealing my heart, trespassing in my dreams, and robbing me of my senses. You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime with me. How do you plead?
Feel my shirt. Does that feel like boyfriend material?
BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight… GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know… BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything?? BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
Babe, you fell from haven! (If she ignores you) Too bad you smashed your face!
Your lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven.
If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me?
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again. :) <3
I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?
I want to taste something sweet, could I taste your lips?
Boy: Do you like water? Girl: Yes Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
One reason God created time was so that I could spend mine with you
I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?
Hey excuse me I think you droped this what is it my number
Can I have a bandage because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
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