Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi on September 9, 2011

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle on September 3, 2011

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

Submitted by: Angela on August 16, 2011

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai on August 12, 2011

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: on August 9, 2011

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone on July 31, 2011

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!! on July 18, 2011

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June on July 14, 2011

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie on July 11, 2011

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa on June 23, 2011

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones on June 17, 2011

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie on June 15, 2011

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien on April 23, 2011

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey on April 4, 2011

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James on April 1, 2011

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