Over the hill, jumping the gun, look out suckers, here I come!
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
Happy Birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady…
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
They are not grey hairs! They are my wisdom highlights! I just happen to be extremely wise!
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
Lordy lordy look whos forty.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
From the bottom of my heart, I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes and gifts and for those who didn’t do anything, shame on you.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone. The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
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