After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. – Robert Frost
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. – Sam Kinison
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby. – Natalie Wood
Why all married men go to heaven? Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henry Youngman
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. – Beverly Nichols
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. – G. K. Chesterton
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
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