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You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

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A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson

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What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

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If you are absolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already
– Abraham Lincoln

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We must begin to train lawyers the minute they walk into law school to tell the truth. They must immediately begin to learn the business of representing people. They must be assigned cases the first day.
– Gerry Spence

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The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno

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Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow

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America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer

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Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome

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When a lawyer is said to seldom lose a case, there must be something wrong with the legal system, for 50% of cases must be lost and 50% won.
– Boghos L. Artinian

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A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin

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No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer

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As a public interest lawyer, your fund of injustice will never be empty.
– Ralph Nader

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Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

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The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
– Henry David Thoreau

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Good law schools teach you to think like lawyers. But top law schools teach young people to think; just to think. And that makes a potentially great lawyer.
– Norm Sherman

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How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

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Only lawyers can write on 500 pages and call it a summary.

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Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

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