Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones

Only lawyers have the ability to lie even when they know the whole truth.

Only lawyers can write on 500 pages and call it a summary.

Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)

When a lawyer is said to seldom lose a case, there must be something wrong with the legal system, for 50% of cases must be lost and 50% won.
Boghos L. Artinian

The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
Henry David Thoreau

As a public interest lawyer, your fund of injustice will never be empty.
– Ralph Nader

If you are absolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already
Abraham Lincoln

Good law schools teach you to think like lawyers. But top law schools teach young people to think; just to think. And that makes a potentially great lawyer.
– Norm Sherman

We must begin to train lawyers the minute they walk into law school to tell the truth. They must immediately begin to learn the business of representing people. They must be assigned cases the first day.
– Gerry Spence

If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?
– Calvin Trillin

Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Ambrose Bierce

Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
Horace

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb

A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.

Advocate: Bashir Buledi.

Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

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