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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
– Franklin P. Jones

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Only lawyers have the ability to lie even when they know the whole truth.

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Only lawyers can write on 500 pages and call it a summary.

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Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)

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When a lawyer is said to seldom lose a case, there must be something wrong with the legal system, for 50% of cases must be lost and 50% won.
– Boghos L. Artinian

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The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
– Henry David Thoreau

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As a public interest lawyer, your fund of injustice will never be empty.
– Ralph Nader

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If you are absolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already
– Abraham Lincoln

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Good law schools teach you to think like lawyers. But top law schools teach young people to think; just to think. And that makes a potentially great lawyer.
– Norm Sherman

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We must begin to train lawyers the minute they walk into law school to tell the truth. They must immediately begin to learn the business of representing people. They must be assigned cases the first day.
– Gerry Spence

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If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?
– Calvin Trillin

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Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
– Ambrose Bierce

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Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

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Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson

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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
– Horace

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost

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I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

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How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens

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A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb

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A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.

Advocate: Bashir Buledi.

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Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

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A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.

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2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

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A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

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A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

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What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

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Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

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Lawyers are professional lairs.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

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You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

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If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

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A lawyer must be a great author.

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Lawyers. The legal thieves.

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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

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This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

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A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

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The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

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Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

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A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin

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A good lawyer is a great liar.

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A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham

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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome

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