If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
Only lawyers have the ability to lie even when they know the whole truth.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
A lawyer must be a great author.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
– Horace
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
-Erik Pepke
A good lawyer is a great liar.
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
The lawyers will go hungry if people are not angry.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
If you are absolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already
– Abraham Lincoln
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
– Franklin P. Jones
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.
Advocate: Bashir Buledi.
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
We must begin to train lawyers the minute they walk into law school to tell the truth. They must immediately begin to learn the business of representing people. They must be assigned cases the first day.
– Gerry Spence
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost
Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
– Ambrose Bierce
When a lawyer is said to seldom lose a case, there must be something wrong with the legal system, for 50% of cases must be lost and 50% won.
– Boghos L. Artinian
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin
The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
– Henry David Thoreau
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer
How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?
Good law schools teach you to think like lawyers. But top law schools teach young people to think; just to think. And that makes a potentially great lawyer.
– Norm Sherman
Only lawyers can write on 500 pages and call it a summary.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.
Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)
As a public interest lawyer, your fund of injustice will never be empty.
– Ralph Nader
A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?
– Calvin Trillin
Lawyers are professional lairs.