Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint on April 7, 2009

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi on March 18, 2009

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav on December 29, 2010

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie on June 21, 2009

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul on May 21, 2009

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie on January 8, 2010

Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

Advertisements

Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne on January 11, 2009

Whoever tells the best story wins.

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee on August 21, 2010

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL on May 10, 2009

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone on June 3, 2009

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus on January 6, 2009
Advertisements

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens

Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken

A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

Submitted by: nana on April 25, 2009

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb

Advertisements

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley

A good lawyer is a great liar.

If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome

Submit A Quote




Copyright © 2006-2018 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote