Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick on January 20, 2010

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie on January 8, 2010

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve on November 13, 2009

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie on June 21, 2009

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone on June 3, 2009
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Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul on May 21, 2009

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL on May 10, 2009

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

Submitted by: nana on April 25, 2009

A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint on April 7, 2009

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi on March 18, 2009

Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne on January 11, 2009
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus on January 6, 2009

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

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