He was so poor that he couldn’t afford a funeral that’s why he is still alive.

Submitted by: Vikrant Parsai

Discuss this quote/Add a meaning

More Quotes

  • I don’t understand why funeral has the word “Fun” in it.
  • Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. – Yogi Berra
  • When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
  • I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned Old aunts used...
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them....
  • My boss always asks me why I never pay attention. Finally I told him the truth – at $8.10 an...
  • During surgery: After everything we did, I can’t believe this guy is still alive.
  • Poor : When you have too much month at the end of your money.
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. – William Faulkner
  • If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. – Earl Wilson
  • If wiseness was payable there would be no rich or poor. Look at george bush or paris hilton for example.
  • Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or...
  • Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else. It is better to be rich & miserable than poor...

Copyright © 2006-2023 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy