I tried coke once. The bubbles burned my nose and I almost drowned.

Submitted by: tmvic
X

Leave a Reply

More Quotes

  • I can’t even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
  • Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
  • The closest I’ve come to murder is holding my Oreos under the milk until the...
  • How to get a bloody nose: I may not be the best looking guy here...
  • If any of my competitors were drowning, I’d stick a hose in their mouth –...

Copyright © 2006-2024 - Browse Quotes By Subject | Browse Quotes By Author | About Us | Blog | FAQ | Privacy Policy