Retirement Quotes and Sayings

I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.

For those of you who don’t know what to do after retirement, the answer is simple: whatever you want.

Submitted by: Hiram on May 26, 2010

It doesn’t take age to retire, it takes money.

Submitted by: steve on April 26, 2010

Life begins at retirement.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
– R.C. Sherriff

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.
– Richard M. Nixon

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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
– Helen Hayes

Retirement: a brand new beginning! How wonderful!

Submitted by: Mia on December 2, 2011

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
Gene Perret

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
– Jonathan Clements

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
– Bernard M. Baruch

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

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To retire is to begin to die.
– Pablo Casals

I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.

Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income.
– George Foreman

The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
– Abe Lemons

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
Gene Perret

Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

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A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell ‘em to get a life.
– Larry Laser

I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
Gene Perret

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap- heap.
– Simone de Beauvoir

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
– Chi Chi Rodriguez

When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.

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