I’m not really good at giving advice, could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
It’s okay, my sarcasm fixes your stupidity.
Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?” Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
When life shuts a door in your face. Open it. That’s how doors work. Right?
Oh I’m sorry, were we supposed to dress stupid today?
There are two things in life that are infinite: Human stupidity and and it’s defense- >sarcasm.
Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.
You think you’re so smart? – No, I don’t. I’m actually pretty sure.
You call this fat? I call this a 1 Pack!
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. – Cassandra Clare
Oh I’m sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care!
Instant idiot, just add alcohol!
You’d make the perfect blueprints to build an idiot!
You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!” Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?” It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening. Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!
Sarcasm, Just another service I offer. What do you offer? stupidity?
Person 1: What time is it? Person 2: Do I look like a clock to you?
Mom: Is that cake delicious? You: MMMMM… No, it’s awful, that’s why I’m eating it.
So it seems a certain person believes that I have a problem with sarcasm. Well thank you Captain Obvious for that startling revelation!
I love you too much to let you be in peace.
Be my guest and leave. You’re not stupid; you’re just not that smart.
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