Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.
Saturday: the day to enjoy the little things, like a lazy morning and a good cup of coffee.
Saturday: the day to treat yourself, you deserve it.
Saturday you please stay.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson
Saturday: the day to be lazy and call it self-care.
Saturday: the day to do something fun, something crazy, something spontaneous.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
– Anthony Burgess
Saturday: the day to wear pajamas all day, because why not?
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
I only party on days that end in ‘y’
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
– Woody Allen
Saturday is a good day to have a good day.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
– John Shirley
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Saturday: the day when you realize you have two days to do nothing and it’s still not enough.
Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.
– C.J. Carlyon
Saturday: the day when you realize the weekend is half over and you haven’t done anything you planned.
Saturday: the day when you realize that you’ve made it through another week of pretending to be an adult.
Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.
– Dan Pearce
It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or glass.
Monday-! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.”
– Mike Birbiglia
I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
– Audrey Hepburn
Saturday: the day to dance like no one is watching, but post it on Instagram to prove they were.
Saturday: the day to put your phone away and enjoy the little things, like a good book and a glass of wine.
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
– Lyndon B. Johnson
Saturday: the day to forget about Monday, but not too much.
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
– Richard Rorty
Saturday: the day to sleep in, but not too late, you don’t want to miss the fun.
Saturday: the day to make up for the weekdays you didn’t party like a rockstar.
My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.