Saturday: the day to make up for the weekdays you didn’t party like a rockstar.
Saturday: the day to sleep in, but not too late, you don’t want to miss the fun.
Saturday: the day to forget about Monday, but not too much.
Saturday: the day to put your phone away and enjoy the little things, like a good book and a glass of wine.
Saturday: the day to dance like no one is watching, but post it on Instagram to prove they were.
Saturday: the day to be lazy and call it self-care.
Saturday: the day to wear pajamas all day, because why not?
Saturday: the day when you realize you have two days to do nothing and it’s still not enough.
Saturday: the day when you realize that you’ve made it through another week of pretending to be an adult.
Saturday: the day to treat yourself, you deserve it.
Saturday: the day to do something fun, something crazy, something spontaneous.
Saturday: the day to enjoy the little things, like a lazy morning and a good cup of coffee.
Saturday: the day when you realize the weekend is half over and you haven’t done anything you planned.
Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.
Saturday is a good day to have a good day.
Saturday you please stay.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
– Woody Allen
I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
– Audrey Hepburn
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.
– C.J. Carlyon
Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.
– Dan Pearce
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.”
– Mike Birbiglia
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
– Chuck Palahniuk
My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
– John Shirley
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
– Richard Rorty
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
– Lyndon B. Johnson
It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or glass.
I only party on days that end in ‘y’
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.