Saturday Quotes, Sayings about Saturday

Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
– Chuck Palahniuk

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
– John Shirley

I only party on days that end in ‘y’

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
– Anthony Burgess

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
– Woody Allen

Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.
― Dan Pearce

Saturday is a good day to have a good day.

Saturday you please stay.

I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
– Audrey Hepburn

Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.
― C.J. Carlyon

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans.”
― Mike Birbiglia

My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
– Richard Rorty

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
– Lyndon B. Johnson

It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or glass.

Monday-! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet