Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.
I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.
Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Fridays.
Music always sounds better on Friday. – Lou Brutus
Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday, You deserve a break.
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood!
People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness.
Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. – Byron Pulsifer
It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.
Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek! – Kate Summers
Friday afternoon feels like heaven. – El Fuego
When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break. – Catherine Pulsifer
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. – John Shirley
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. – James Johnson
I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.
I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
Ahhh Friday…my second favorite F word!
I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!
The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!
There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka
Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire day counts!
Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a flavored latte for all my hard work during the week.
I only party on days that end in ‘y’
The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!
Happy Friday! I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.
Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day. – Neil Gaiman
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’
Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.
Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.
Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. – Noel Coward
Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check. – Byron Pulsifer
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. – Richard Nelson Bolles
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. – Rico
For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury. – John Sununu
It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.. – Kai Sinclair
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. – Lauren Oliver
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you
Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!
Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?
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