Friday Quotes, Sayings about Friday

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

Ahhh Friday…my second favorite F word!

It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
– John Shirley

I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!


There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka

I only party on days that end in ‘y’

I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
– Rico

The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!

The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.


I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.

Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.

Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire day counts!

Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a flavored latte for all my hard work during the week.

Happy Friday! I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.

Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.
– Neil Gaiman

My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’

Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.


Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.

Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
– James Johnson

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
– Noel Coward

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.
– Byron Pulsifer

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