Sex Quotes and Sayings

Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real.

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld

The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Oscar Wilde

Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on July 14, 2013

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
Woody Allen


I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield

Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular.
Tom Cruise

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise.
– Mary Kay Ash

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse.
James Joyce

Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.


We fall in love in favor of sexual urges.
Sipho P Nkosi

Submitted by: Sipho P Nkosi on July 14, 2018

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
Laurell K. Hamilton

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison Keillor

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
Garrison Keillor

Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison

All males are potentially sexual predators. The ability to extract the consent of the victims makes all the difference.
Boghos L. Artinian

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian on July 17, 2018

Young people are moving away from feeling guilty about sleeping with somebody to feeling guilty if they are NOT sleeping with someone.
Margaret Mead

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
Hunter S. Thompson

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