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There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
-Martin A. Sullivan

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Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
– Will Rogers

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The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
– Jerry Seinfeld

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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness… but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable.
– Steve Maraboli

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There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
– Martin Sullivan

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Capital punishment: The income tax.
-Jeff Hayes

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
– Joe E. Lewis

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The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.
– Denis Healey

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The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax.
-Raymond C. Scheppach

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Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.
– Gerald Barzan

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I’m proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
– Arthur Godfrey

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All taxes discourage something. Why not discourage bad things like pollution rather than good things like working?
– Lawrence Summers

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No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.
– Rush Limbaugh

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Some may say a burden but tax payers are real patriots.

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It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.
– Dave Barry

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Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble.
– Richard Nixon

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The problem is not that the people are taxed too little. The problem is that government spends too much.
– Ronald Reagan

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The payment of taxes gives a right to protection.
-James M. Wayne

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.
– Will Rogers

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