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People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

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Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.
– Bauvard

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While some people might find it distasteful to pay taxes, I don’t. I find it patriotic.
– Mark Cuban

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How much money did you make last year? Mail it in.
– Proposed simplified tax form

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By today’s standards King George III was a very mild tyrant indeed. He taxed his American colonists at a rate of only pennies per annum. His actual impact on their personal lives was trivial. He had arbitrary power over them in law and in principle but in fact it was seldom exercised. If you compare his rule with that of today’s U.S. Government you have to wonder why we celebrate our independence.
– Joseph Sobran

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
– Mark Twain

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Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax.
-Max Baucus

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The taxpayer is the new permanent underclass.
– Andrew Wilkow

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Taxes are not good things, but if you want services, somebody’s got to pay for them so they’re a necessary evil.
– Michael Bloomberg

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Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay.
– Milton Friedman

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Don’t take advantage of tax breaks? Then you’re stupid in business.
– Bono

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The United States has a system of taxation by confession.
-Hugo Black

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