T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?

Submitted by: Chandi.. on August 2, 2010

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita on January 29, 2012

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione on August 20, 2012

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan on July 24, 2012

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan on July 23, 2012

Read books,
not t- shirts.

Submitted by: me on July 20, 2011

Confidence: I wear it like make up!

Submitted by: Miley on March 13, 2009

Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!

Submitted by: ROXY on May 1, 2010

Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.

Submitted by: hifba on April 28, 2010

You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!

Submitted by: Char char on July 6, 2009

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli on January 14, 2012

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee on November 29, 2011

Quality never goes out of style.

Submitted by: glycoma on November 4, 2011

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey on July 18, 2012

I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT I knOw kara- ZY !!

Submitted by: DevIl >:) --- Vipin Bhardwaj on July 14, 2008

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