Save earth, because you cannot party on mars
Lazy is a very strong word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
Their shirt is not like my shirt…
People like you are the reason people like me need medication. (on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me! (on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
If you see the police, warn a brother!
You like what you see, huh?
WARNIG:Reading this shirt may be harmful to sensative readers, but your going to read it any way.
This is not a plain t- shirt.
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead. Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge. Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
Sure, just not until I’ve had my coffee.
Out of my mind… back in five.
Nasty Woman (noun) 1. a tough, smart female who gets sh*t done.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes. If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
This is what awesome looks like.
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces. If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
You are the CSS to my HTML.
Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !
You are offended by things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back…
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any! If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach! I’m like so HOT!
It takes one to know one, Idiot! Yes, the world does owe me a living.
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