POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on
Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts?
A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?” Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”
Police pulls over a speeding car: Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here? Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?
Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?” I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”
To me, there’s only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service. – Charles Barkely
There not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place – police, firefighters and members of our armed forces. – Sidney Sheldon
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard… This was his answer.. 1.”Do you know how fast you were going” 2.”How much time have you done?” 3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite “I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
May the “Force” be with you.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. – George Orwell
Police officers, firefighters, EMTs – they are all out there every single day – literally just a phone call away for anyone who needs them. – Doreen Cronin
The police are the brave men and women who sacrifice their own safety to protect ours.
Hug a police officer. It’s the law!
If you see the police, warn a brother!
The police are the protectors of our communities, they put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe.
Understand, our police officers put their lives on the line for us every single day. They’ve got a tough job to do to maintain public safety and hold accountable those who break the law. – Barack Obama
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. – Peter James
In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. – Martin Amis
If you hate cops the next time you need help call a criminal.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. – Jeff Arder
Policeman: the folk-hero of real America.
All men are not created equal. The finest become policemen!
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. – Arik Matson
Without the police, there would be chaos and anarchy, they are the thin blue line that keeps us safe.
The police are the guardians of justice, they uphold the law and protect our rights.
Looking for trouble. That’s what we do. That’s our job.
The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence. – Robert Peel
Always remember to use all fingers when waving at a police officer.
Without the police, the world would be a much darker and dangerous place, we owe them our gratitude and support.
Heroes are the people who do what has to be done regardless of the consequences.
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. – Reese Witherspoon
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. – Nancy Mckeon
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. – Huey Newton
Why does every one want to hurt cops? They keep us safe, not eat doughnuts and do what they want.
A functioning police state needs no police. – William S. Burroughs
In almost all cases now the police are as much an enemy as the others. – Tom Metzger
It’s a lot of crooked cops out there. They manipulate the system. – Ludacris
The police are not here to create disorder, they’re here to preserve disorder. – Richard J. Daley
A good cop stays a rookie at heart excited by every shift. – David Hunter
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status. – David Mamet
There is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman. – Arthur Conan Doyle
We must always remember that the police are recruited from the criminal classes. – Gore Vidal
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. – Mary Frances Berry
Even the police have an unlisted number. – Morey Amsterdam
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. – Steven Seagal
Police are reluctant to label a murder as a possible serial homicide. – Pat Brown
The duties of an officer are the safety, honor, and welfare of your country first; the honor, welfare, and comfort of the men in your command second; and the officer’s own ease, comfort, and safety last. – George S. Patton
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. – Earl Warren
To call the police is a really big deal because you don’t snitch – that’s the culture you grow up in. – Sonja Sohn
A really good detective never gets married. – Raymond Chandler
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. – P. Chidambaram
Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman. – Thurgood Marshall
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