Police Quotes, Sayings about Cops

Police pulls over a speeding car ;
COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day.
DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.

Submitted by: levannah on November 19, 2009

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

Submitted by: DeAnna _starfish on September 30, 2007

Cop pulls over a car:
Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: You thought I had donuts?

Submitted by: GumboCharlie on October 10, 2011

A police officer said to a man “son your eyes looked red have you been drinking?”
Response from the man “gee officer your eyes looked glazed have you been eating doughnuts?”

Submitted by: xox-ellsworth-xox on September 18, 2008

Police pulls over a speeding car:
Cop: Mam, do you know why am I standing here?
Driver: Cause you got all D’s in high school?

Submitted by: Peter on February 23, 2012

Cop says, “Have you been drinking tonight?”
I say, “Why? Is there a fat chick in the back”

Submitted by: Brian D on April 10, 2010

There not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.

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My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place – police, firefighters and members of our armed forces.
– Sidney Sheldon

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

To me, there’s only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.
– Charles Barkely

Police officers, firefighters, EMTs – they are all out there every single day – literally just a phone call away for anyone who needs them.
– Doreen Cronin

If you see the police, warn a brother!

Submitted by: Durimi on April 13, 2009

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
George Orwell

Hug a police officer. It’s the law!

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling.
– Peter James

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Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray.
– Arik Matson

The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
– Robert Peel

Understand, our police officers put their lives on the line for us every single day. They’ve got a tough job to do to maintain public safety and hold accountable those who break the law.
Barack Obama

Policeman: the folk-hero of real America.

May the “Force” be with you.

Always remember to use all fingers when waving at a police officer.

All men are not created equal. The finest become policemen!

It’s a lot of crooked cops out there. They manipulate the system.
– Ludacris

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism.
– Huey Newton

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor.
– Martin Amis

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A functioning police state needs no police.
– William S. Burroughs

Looking for trouble. That’s what we do. That’s our job.

If you hate cops the next time you need help call a criminal.

Heroes are the people who do what has to be done regardless of the consequences.

A good cop stays a rookie at heart excited by every shift.
– David Hunter

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