You look like my Next Girlfriend..
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
(On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
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