Chocolate Quotes and Sayings

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

Chocolate is health food for the soul.

Will work for chocolate.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Dave Barry

Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!

Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.

Chocolate: Here today… Gone today!

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

Chocolate – The breakfast of champions!

If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!

Do not Disturb! Chocolate fantasy in progress.

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

Chocolate isn’t a food, it’s a medicine – an anti-depressant.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

I’m not overweight, just chocolate enriched.

Simply put… everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

There’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep her sedated with chocolate.

I take chocolate from strangers.

EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

A little too much chocolate is just about right.

After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one’s relatives.

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate is God’s apology for broccoli.
– Richard Paul Evans

Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
– Daniel Worona

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

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