Chocolate Quotes and Sayings

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

Submitted by: debbie on January 7, 2008

Save earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.

Submitted by: *!$*TORI*$!* on February 14, 2008

Nine out of ten people like chocolate,
the tenth person always lies hehehe

Submitted by: awatea on January 2, 2009

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia on June 29, 2009

When Life Gives You Lemons… Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
I Totally Just Made That Up 8 ]

Submitted by: Bridget on February 2, 2009

Raisins that look like chocolate chips is the reason why I have trust issues.

Submitted by: Emily on February 9, 2012

Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.

Submitted by: vincent king on October 30, 2011

Forget love…I’d rather fall in chocolate!

Submitted by: elle-xx on October 7, 2008

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Coffee, Champagne, Coffee, Chocolate, Coffee, Cash, Coffee, Cadillac, Coffee.
All the good things in life start with a “C”

Submitted by: karen on January 24, 2011

Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.
– Rachel Vincent

Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Submitted by: kaitlin allan on March 1, 2012

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
A. Who cares?

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Robert Orben


A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

When the world goes against you, a friend and chocolate is all you need.

Submitted by: mystery for u and question 4 me on December 12, 2012

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
– Jo Brand

If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
– Jane Seabrook

What if life gave you lemons, and you were allergic?
When will life give you something delicious?
Could life give me Chocolate instead?

Submitted by: STEVE:) on February 24, 2011

When life gives you lemons, trade them for chocolate. Chip cookies!

Submitted by: straydog on July 27, 2012

Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Submitted by: Jeffrey on July 4, 2012

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
– Linda Grayson

There is no chocoholics anonymous because no one wants to quit.

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.


Chocolate – The breakfast of champions!

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Dave Barry

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

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