It’s an easy thing to commit a sin, I wonder how God expects people to fail doing an easy task.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson
If a job’s worth doing it’s worth doing tomorrow. If a job’s worth doing it’s worth leaving to mommy.
Come to think of it, when *isn’t* it a good idea to go limp and play dead???
Dont love the one you love cause they may not love you in return , but love the one who loves you cause her heart is in your hands
‘In the begining, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely considered as a bad move…” Douglas Adams
Statistics are overrated… 20% of people know that!
Person 1: That lady looks really interesting. Person 2: She looks like her daddy.
I can’t walk a mile in your shoes. They’re too small.
I was once told I can do anything as long as I believe in myself. I wanted to fly so I jumped off a building…. It didn’t work.
I’m sorry, did that hurt? I thought that there was a gnat on your cheek.
The grass may be greener on the other side…but someone has to mow it!
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! – Sam Levenson
Wisdom rules untill force goes crazy.
45.65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Procrastination? what does that word even mean anyways? I’ll look it up tomorrow.
Some think way too much of their own worth. Just leave them to bask in the delusion of their own reflected glory.
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean. – Zach Galifianakis
Where there is a will, there is a quarrel.
It never rains on a dry day.
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