Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 5
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
You never know what you’re missing until you start drinking alcohol.
Every time I see my wife, she reminds me of the mistake I committed … Marrying her and not my glass of beer.
Go ahead, drink and drive, the police is to your left, the hospital it to your right and the morgue is further up the road.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
Beer is your true friend, always there…always available.
Alcohol has cost many lives…but let’s not forget how many it has created.
It caused me to want more daily…CHEEEERRSSSSS!!!!!!
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
I love beer.
Alcohol makes everything better!! SOUTH CAROLINA GIRLS, do it big or go home.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
Nothing is impossible when you’re drunk.
A night to never forget is one you can hardly remember.
Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention…One DOUBLE and people starts feeling SINGLE Again…:P
Drinking solves my drinking problem.
Give a man a beer and another beer and another beer and here fishy fishy. Give me another beer.
Do not drink and Drive. Unless you have leather seats!