Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!

Submitted by: Ibanga JF

The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)

Submitted by: zorro

10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.

Submitted by: Raj

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.

Submitted by: garry wharton

Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.

Submitted by: garry wharton

Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.

Submitted by: jeff lance

Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon

I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.

Submitted by: Bruciebaby

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh

I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah

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