Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks
Just give me the alcohol and nobody gets hurt.
Who is this moderation I am supposed to be drinking with?
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
Friend 1: So are you a heavy drinker?
Friend 2: No, I only drink light beer.
I haven’t drank since the funnel was invented!
Drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, drinking fanta makes you fantastic.
Vodka and ice = bad for you liver
Whiskey and ice = bad for your heart
Scotch and ice = bad for your brain
Dammit, the ice ruins everything!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
He who drinks gets drunk, he who gets drunk goes to sleep, he who goes to sleeps doesn’t sin, he who doesn’t sin goes to heaven, so lets all drink n we all go to heaven!!! Order from above.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Even on bier, I’d still have my beer!
The more I drink, the more my hands are shaking. The more my hands are shaking the more I spill. The more I spill the less I drink. That way: the more I drink the less I drink.:)
10% accidents are because of drunk drivers. Think wisely about rest 90%.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.