Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

My favorite drink is whiskey and sofa.

Submitted by: George Valentine on April 15, 2012

I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie on April 4, 2012

In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.

Submitted by: Onyedikachi on April 3, 2012

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake on April 1, 2012

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat on March 24, 2012

The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!

Submitted by: punit on March 21, 2012

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a being sober problem.

Submitted by: garry wharton on March 21, 2012

Mom tells me not to drink in the morning, I say it’s always night time somewhere in the world.

Submitted by: garry wharton on March 21, 2012

Too much of any liquor makes a fool of any man. Wine should make the heart rejoice not feel remorse.

Submitted by: jeff lance on February 26, 2012

Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon on February 7, 2012

I used to have a drinking problem, I didn’t drink enough.

Submitted by: Bruciebaby on February 2, 2012

My father always said- “the day I can’t do my job drunk will be the day I hand in my badge and gun”.

Submitted by: fish on January 22, 2012

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Submitted by: Chellie on January 20, 2012

They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?

Submitted by: Josh on January 19, 2012

I’m not musician with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a music problem.

Submitted by: Matt on January 19, 2012

Vodka . . . Like water, only better.

Submitted by: urmothah on January 15, 2012

Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami on January 4, 2012

I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby on January 1, 2012

Life is too short to stay sober.

Submitted by: Ranjeet Singh Gill on December 28, 2011

I only drink on two occasions, first when it’s raining and second when it’s not.

Submitted by: deep on December 28, 2011

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom on December 27, 2011

I only drink on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Submitted by: matt on December 26, 2011

Alcohol is the best thing that has ever been invented. (:

Submitted by: lucia on December 23, 2011

When I’m drunk and I say I love you, I’m referring to beer. Don’t take this the wrong way but I need some time with beer. Beer goes away, but you…you stay here forever.

Submitted by: Michael on December 22, 2011

This is an old Danish saying
We toast to our friends and those we know. And those we do not know, them we toast with.

Submitted by: DrunkenDane on December 15, 2011

I don’t drink to get drunk…I drink to get awesome.

Submitted by: Joshua on December 13, 2011

I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom on December 10, 2011

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly on December 7, 2011

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie on December 5, 2011

A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd on November 30, 2011

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