Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

Life is better when you are drunk.

Half drunk is waste of money.

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits on June 3, 2013

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Submitted by: malcolm burns on May 12, 2013

When you start taking pictures of yourself drinking. You need help.

Submitted by: lihleG on May 6, 2013

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert on April 11, 2013

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Yes, I have a drinking problem, which is only solved by drinking.

Submitted by: don k on January 25, 2013

That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan on January 25, 2013

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross on January 8, 2013

You know you’re drunk when you take a big shot with the lid still on.

Submitted by: mauijagg88 on January 8, 2013

Liquor, beer, and vodka make the world a nicer place. People can’t stop laughing, all the fat ugly girls get laid, and the world keeps spinning round. And round and round.

Submitted by: Lee on December 25, 2012

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin

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