Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
I was sober, but then I woke up
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.