Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7


People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross

A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.

Submitted by: Itodo desmond

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.

Submitted by: Katie

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Ivy Lee

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields


When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep

Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert

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