Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
I was sober, but then I woke up
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.