Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.
I was sober, but then I woke up
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…