Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
I was sober, but then I woke up
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.