Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
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Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby
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Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo
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Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
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One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
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Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
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Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
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I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
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Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.

Submitted by: candi barr
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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
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No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary
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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
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I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
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I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields

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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness

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