Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.

Submitted by: matthew
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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

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One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
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Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
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Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
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I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
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Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
W.C. Fields

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It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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I have a drinking problem, two hands, one beer, that’s the problem.

Submitted by: vuvuzela
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I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
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When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
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Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
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Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

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