Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
I was sober, but then I woke up
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.