Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Alcohol, because nothing good started with someone having a salad.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I was sober, but then I woke up
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
- W.C. Fields
You look like I could use a drink!
I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.