Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
I take my alcohol medicine everyday.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
You look like I could use a drink!
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
I was sober, but then I woke up
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.