Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7


I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly

A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo

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