Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
A beer in hand is worth four in the fridge.
You look like I could use a drink!
Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… On things like chairs, tables, and other people.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
I was sober, but then I woke up
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.
– Dr T.P.Chia
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
– W.C. Fields
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein