Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
I don’t sleep, I pass out.
2 beers 1 mouth, Bring out the funnel.
Heard this the other day….
Stopping alcohol and cigarettes don’t make you live longer – it will just SEEM longer !
Let ethanol make you more interesting.
I’ll have one more. I cannot eat on an empty stomach.
When I feel alone…there is only one thing in my mind and that is beer.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking.
Beer is better than a woman… It’s always there for you, never disappoints, always makes you feel good and doesn’t care if you drink out of another beer.
I’m sotaly tober.
I don’t drink, its the alcohol which got addicted to me. – Akash Malik
I hate drinking, but alcohol loves me. – Akash Malik
Never drink on an empty head
You can call us alcoholics if you want, but we call it a damn good time!
Bob, that quote is both daft and wrong the correct one is:
When life gives you lemons, bring on the tequila! :D
You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.
I drink to forget, but I can’t remember why.
“According to me,A Balanced Diet is Having a BEER in Each Hand”
Yea I Have a drinking problem. 2 hands 1 mouth no beer!!!!!!
I love beer.
I was so drunk that I fell off the floor.
A sober mind is a boring mind.
Where there’s rum, there’s a way…
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink cause I know the only feeling they will have better than me is when they wake up in the morning.
Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
When life hands you lemons grab the tequila and salt and call me over!
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
Tequila..all the answers are at the end of the bottle!
I only drink on two occasions, first when it’s raining and second when it’s not.
The best way to end a successful campaign is with a bottle of champagne.
I wasn’t drinking, I wasn’t drunk, I wasn’t even there, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Dear Alcohol – You’ve always been there for me, you wipe my memory when I’m sad, you make that girl down the hall look rad, you landed me in jail twice, but were there when I got bailed out ready on ice, you are taking away the worthless years of my life, killing my liver and helping me ignore my wife. Without you life is an endless road, a life better with sober people is such a load, we both know, in the end, we will be together. So pour me a shot, kick it with beer, lets have another amazing night, it’s only us here.
I only drink on 2 days when it rains & when it doesnt
I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
I don’t have a drinking problem… The glass lifts up just fine thank you.
I drink it when I’m happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone; when I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.
Quote from Madame Lily Bollinger – vintage 1955
If I don’t drink and drive, how will I get home?
To beer or not to beer shakesbeer
I’m not a alcoholic I’m a drunk alcoholics go 2 meetings
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
A drink. A good company in bad times. !!!