Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
1

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
4

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby
5

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo
6

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
3

Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Submitted by: justise
3

You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
15

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
18

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
2

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
20

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
48

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
3

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
121

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
1

Cant sing.
Can’t dance.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.

Submitted by: Rick Fenn
1

My drinking team has a hockey problem.

Submitted by: to young
7

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
6

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
37

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
8

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary
6

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
6

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
5

I take my alcohol medicine everyday.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

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