Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
You look like I could use a drink!
Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.
To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.
Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.
Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer
I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer
A day without beer is like a day without sun.
“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin
That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…
If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.
Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.