Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
My drinking team has a hockey problem.
Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
You look like I could use a drink!
A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Too fat to fly.
So I drink…
In loving memory.
I was sober, but then I woke up
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!