Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.

Submitted by: Oneel
11

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
1

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
1

You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.

Submitted by: cousin jake
4

I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby
5

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo
6

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
15

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
5

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
20

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
48

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
3

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
121

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
7

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
5

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
37

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
8

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary
6

When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi
6

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
2

Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.

Submitted by: zaffar magami
2

There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.

Submitted by: bruce
5

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
9

Drink till she looks cute…!!

Submitted by: jack
3

Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy

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