Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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You look like I could use a drink!

Submitted by: Kimberly
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Drinking and having fun every Saturday and Friday nights is NOT a bad habit,drinking on a Monday morning IS.

Submitted by: Matvei
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To alcohol…The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

Submitted by: Techno_Man
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Don’t try to drown your sorrows with alcohol, your sorrows can swim.

Submitted by: Casey
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Life has many choices… Whisky… Vodka.. Rum.. Gin.. Beer.. Which one did you Choose????

Submitted by: anjan
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People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.

Submitted by: craig
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A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.

Submitted by: Sergiy
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Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.

Submitted by: abhay bhandari
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.

Submitted by: sammie
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People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
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Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

Submitted by: kelz
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.

Submitted by: Murfius
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D.A.M.M- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Save Water…Drink Beer

Submitted by: McLOVIN
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I sometimes drink to be able to tolerate those around me who don’t.
– Robert Ruffer

Submitted by: Robert Ruffer
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A day without beer is like a day without sun.

Submitted by: floyd
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“The existence of Beer is proof that God loves us.” – Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by: Scum
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That’s the problem with drinking if something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Submitted by: mohamad zaidan
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I don’t need rehab…I need refill.

Submitted by: Tom
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It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…

Submitted by: Hasan
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If you want to know the truth about you, you get drunk or get other people drunk.

Submitted by: Louis mafkovits
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Friends don’t let friends drink by themselves.

Submitted by: Barrett
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

Submitted by: Spider-Net
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I only drink occasionally but everyday seems like my birthday.

Submitted by: Robby
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Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Submitted by: Dixon
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Rum- Regularly Used Medicine.

Submitted by: Siddharth
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Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.

Submitted by: Annisha Barrett
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The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health, that’s why I drink.

Submitted by: jason fleming

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