Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
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Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
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I do not get drunk, I get awesome.

Submitted by: bobby
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Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo
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Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin

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You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
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A drunk mind speaks TRULY…!

Submitted by: jmdgreat
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Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
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One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
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Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
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Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
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Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Submitted by: Tammy
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I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay
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I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
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I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
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Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
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No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
– Richard Braunstein

Submitted by: Jerry L. Hilbert
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When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.

Submitted by: Adi

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