Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7

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I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob
3

You must be drunk cos I can see 3 of you.

Submitted by: j.gmck
11

Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.

Submitted by: Erika
1

I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.

Submitted by: dinobambamboom
4

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.

Submitted by: hoatsie
6

Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.

Submitted by: jeremy atkins
3

I’m not drunk I’m just holding on to the lawn so I don’t fall off the earth.

Submitted by: Tay
3

Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.

Submitted by: Pradeep
15

Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.

Submitted by: rbking1
5

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Submitted by: g0aut
6

I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.

Submitted by: chingo
20

One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!

Submitted by: Treska Guitard
48

Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream

Submitted by: masked cornishman
3

I’m not drunk I’m just holding onto your lawn so I don’t fall of the earth.

Submitted by: Awesomeness
121

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey
7

I was sober, but then I woke up

Submitted by: Burak
6

Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…

Submitted by: Shifo
17

People drink to get rid of the pain they are going through. Some drink and hope when they close their eye that they will never be awake to feel the pain.

Submitted by: Ross
5

Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.

Submitted by: AwesomeBillFromDawsonville
5

Love makes the world go round. Alcohol makes it go twice as fast.

Submitted by: timangkey
5

You know you’re drunk when you lose arguments with yourself.

Submitted by: Klub12
14

Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

Submitted by: jay
27

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!

Submitted by: Jo
8

No one respects age unless it’s bottled.

Submitted by: Gary

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