Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk.
I am not drunk, just chemically imbalanced.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand
keep it on guys ………
I don’t drink anymore.
I don’t drink any less either.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
- Herman Smith- Johannsen
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
- W.C. Fields
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka,mix them together and have a party!!
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then againm neither does milk.
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
Let’s face it – no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
I don’t need rehab…I need refill.
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
If I’m not good enough for you, then you’re not drunk enough for me.
People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.
It’s a night to remember, if you can’t remember it…