Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks - Page 7
There is no such thing as strong drink – only weak men.
Taking drugs to solve problems is like cleaning your room and putting all the extra stuff in the closet. You can’t see it anymore, but it’s still there.
I thought that alcohol was just for special occasions but people use it just to dull the pain.
You know you’re wasted when you’re looking in the mirror, and can’t figure out what the heck you’re looking at.
I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
Alcohol is not the answer to every question…
but it helps us to forget every question…
Beer… Because it makes me feel good and you look better.
Drink more beer, give a fat girl a chance.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no water, a vital ingredient in beer.
One tequila, two tequila, three thequila FLOOR! Get back up and drink some more!!!
Reality is merely an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Im not as think as you drunk I am
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
Drinking beer is not my habit, its my hobby.
I swear to drunk I’m not god.
I was sober, but then I woke up
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
– Charles Chaplin
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning it is going to be the best feeling they experience the whole day!
No one respects age unless it’s bottled.
When Wine Goes in Wisdom Comes Out.
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Alcohol is the sweet poison having benefits less than harm.
There’s nothing wrong with my liver as its been preserved in alcohol.
Husband- I once went 4 years without drinking.
Wife- Well what happened?
Husband- I Turned 5.
Drink till she looks cute…!!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.