A L C _ H _ L Sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Drinking alone is the beginning stage of alcoholism.
I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Save water, drink beer!
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. – Samuel Johnson
If your drinking to forget than please pay us in advance.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little. – Herman Smith- Johannsen
Who says I drink.. I am just helping poor people working in alcohol factories.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne
Cant sing. Can’t dance. Too fat to fly. So I drink… In loving memory.
Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. – Lee Entrekin
I don’t have a drinking problem… I’m actually quite good at it.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
They have warning labels on alcohol for women who are pregnant.. Where is the one that says this bottle could lead you to pregnancy?
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have no problem with drinking
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. – W.C. Fields
Boy: What is the secret to a long life? Wise one: The secret to a long life is don’t drink, don’t smoke, and don’t overeat. The secret to a happy life is a whole different story!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
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