Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 10
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
You can’t be late until you show up.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.