Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 10
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!
You can’t be late until you show up.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.