Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 10

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If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.

Submitted by: Oly Pop

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Submitted by: Nikki

I started out with nothing… and I still have most of that!

Submitted by: Daniel Blair

You can’t be late until you show up.

Submitted by: pyxle

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)

Submitted by: liliaaa

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Submitted by: Tom

A candle is never diminished by lighting another candle

Submitted by: Shemerald

Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.

Submitted by: malfman21

If at first you don’t succeed, try again until you bleed

Submitted by: Ben

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia
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