Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 10
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
If men had wings and bore black feathers, Few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Henry Ward Beecher
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill
Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
- Joyce Meyer
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
- George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
- Emil Nolde
You can’t be late until you show up.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
- G. K. Chesterton
If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
- French Proverb
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
- Henri Frederic Amiel
I like to spoon after I fork.
- Jarod Kintz