Clever Quotes and Sayings
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
You can’t be late until you show up.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it to be true.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A garlic a day keeps everyone away!
He who falls into the water doesn’t drown, but the one who stays in it does.
It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.
– George R.R. Martin, Game of Thrones