Clever Quotes and Sayings
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.
Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.
There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.
Don’t trust me I’m a liar.
If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again…
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and grow your own
If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.
If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.
Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like others to do to them.
Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
I’m leery of people who like me.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.