Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 11
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.