Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 11
I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.