Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 11

I changed the name on my iPod to “the titanic” so that when I plug it in to my computer, you’ll read “the titanic is syncing”.

Submitted by: Patricia

Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Submitted by: Tom Hyett

If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.

Submitted by: Jared

The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!

Submitted by: Makem Hate

I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.

Submitted by: Harithpro1999

Wisdom = refined stupidity

Submitted by: Jakob

I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.

Submitted by: starski

If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: Ken

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena
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