Clever Quotes and Sayings
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.
If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
I’ll jump in front of a train for you, as long as the train is not moving.
Wisdom = refined stupidity
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.