I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Cascading down through the air, she thought, “They will wonder why I jumped. They won’t know that for a moment…I Fly.”
Cleverness is not wisdom. – Euripides
I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?
Girl: WOW ! You have big feet! =O Guy: You know what they say about big feet don’t you? ;) Girl: No?? Guy: BIG SOCKS!
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
If nobody is perfect then I must be a nobody
Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.
Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.
When he touched me, I was touched!
He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.
The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.
One is the lonliest number
I’m not random you just don’t think as fast as me.
If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank.
Grass maybe greener on the other side , but it might not have as many flowers.
They say when life gives you lemons…but what happens when life gives you a banana?
My teacher says that Bill Gate was a millionaire when he was of my age but he always forget that he was a trillionaire when he was of my teacher’s age ;- )
Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?
If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again… :]
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