Clever Quotes and Sayings

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.

Submitted by: miggy

Is the cup half empty or half full? Why hasn’t someone filled the cup already?

Submitted by: Adri

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Submitted by: blah

He who waits, will be late for the rest of his life.

Submitted by: Danielle

Those who do not know, do not know that they do not know.

Submitted by: sport addict chic

Stupidity is the greatest disguise for the clever, if, you can pull that off.

Submitted by: Earl

There are plenty more fishes in the sea, maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean.

Submitted by: Lisa

Don’t trust me I’m a liar.

Submitted by: megan lil

If at first you don’t succeed, try and fail again…

Submitted by: Superman

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and grow your own

Submitted by: Mom

If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.

Submitted by: Reason

If you are ever looking for something you will find it in the last place you look.

Submitted by: pearl

I did today, what I should do tomorrow. So now what?

Submitted by: bertman

Don’t believe in ‘they say’ because ‘they say’ won’t be able to say what ‘they say’ when ‘they say’ is called to say what ‘they say’.

Submitted by: Boma

I don’t get the relationship between guys and cars. I mean, they’re just hurting themselves. They stare at cars they’ll never have.

Submitted by: Bay420

Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you, but do to others who do to you what they would not like others to do to them.

Submitted by: edmund peters

Anyone can be glamorous. All you have to do is to stand still and look stupid.

Submitted by: tammy14

Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???

Submitted by: Diana

I’m leery of people who like me.

Submitted by: Steve D'amico

The grass is greener on the other side, because that’s where the dogs have been pooping.

Submitted by: cattDaDDy

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