If there is evil in this world it lurks in the hearts of man.
Wise man speaks and the fools follows them
The man that says he can’t and the man that says he can are both right!!
Wisdom = refined stupidity
If at first you don’t succeed……you’re not Chuck Norris.
I never do anything by accident. I just like people to think I do.
To someone else, we are someone else.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. – Israel Zangwill
Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes. – Steven Wright
I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place
People talk so much. Yet say so little.
If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.
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