Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
You can’t be late until you show up.
Why is it that when you pay someone a compliment they proceed to list their faults.
When someone tells you stories of how they wrecked someone, its only a matter of time till its your turn.
The more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know.
If the grass is always greener on the other sides I want to be color blind.
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
If you think you’re nobody, just recall who’s perfect!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
Do you often find yourselve questioning a question with a question when questioned???
Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day, if you give a man a fishing rod, he will probably swap it for a fish.
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes..but a person who don’t is a fool forever.
When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
To someone else, we are someone else.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
When life hands you lemons, throw ‘em back!