Sleep Quotes, Sayings about sleeping

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

Early to bed, early to rise, keeps a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Submitted by: angel on September 2, 2013

Last night I had a dream I ate a big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Submitted by: katya007 on November 6, 2009

I ain’t sleeping I’m just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: Luvlynn 3tt on January 5, 2010

The whole world is great! That is …until you wake up.

Submitted by: lol on August 7, 2009

The best of sleeping , is on a rainy day…with no work tomorrow!

Submitted by: khoury on October 5, 2009

Sleeping rocks.

Submitted by: Jay on July 17, 2009

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Rita Rudner

Early to bed early to rise makes a man loose his mind!

Submitted by: ~)-(@)_EY~ on January 19, 2009

Sleep: What happens when you lose interest.

Submitted by: Dale_M on July 2, 2009

We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
William Hazlitt

To sleep is an act of faith.

Sleep + Music = 2 ways to escape everything.

We spend a third of our life sleeping, that means a third dreaming, that means a third living!

Submitted by: maiko on February 27, 2009

Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.
– English Proverb


If we could fly in real life, I’m not sure I would know when I was dreaming

Submitted by: Bridget on March 2, 2009

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.
– E. Joseph Cossman

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

Just extending anonymous’ comment, “One who has a good night’s rest awakes to a glorious morning.” One who stays up late usually sleeps through it.

Submitted by: Ned T. Sleep on August 26, 2009

If you want to get some nice sleep…go to school and attend classes.

Submitted by: danny on November 8, 2009

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
– Joan Klempner

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway

My bed is my dealer…Sleep is my drug…dreaming is my high.. And my alarm clock is the police who busts me every morning…Good night everybody..(*_*)

Submitted by: paul on March 28, 2012

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess


A good night sleep can only come after a good day.

Submitted by: Kiran on August 18, 2009

A sleepless night is as long as a year.

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.
– Plutarch

He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
– Karl Kraus

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