Sleep Quotes, Sayings about sleeping

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
– Leo J. Burke

Early to bed, early to rise, keeps a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Submitted by: angel on September 2, 2013

Last night I had a dream I ate a big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Submitted by: katya007 on November 6, 2009

I ain’t sleeping I’m just looking into my eyelids.

Submitted by: Luvlynn 3tt on January 5, 2010

The whole world is great! That is …until you wake up.

Submitted by: lol on August 7, 2009

The best of sleeping , is on a rainy day…with no work tomorrow!

Submitted by: khoury on October 5, 2009

Sleeping rocks.

Submitted by: Jay on July 17, 2009

Early to bed early to rise makes a man loose his mind!

Submitted by: ~)-(@)_EY~ on January 19, 2009

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Rita Rudner

Sleep: What happens when you lose interest.

Submitted by: Dale_M on July 2, 2009

We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
William Hazlitt

To sleep is an act of faith.

The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.
– E. Joseph Cossman

We spend a third of our life sleeping, that means a third dreaming, that means a third living!

Submitted by: maiko on February 27, 2009

Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.
– English Proverb


If we could fly in real life, I’m not sure I would know when I was dreaming

Submitted by: Bridget on March 2, 2009

Did you sleep well?
No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Steven Wright

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
– Joan Klempner

Just extending anonymous’ comment, “One who has a good night’s rest awakes to a glorious morning.” One who stays up late usually sleeps through it.

Submitted by: Ned T. Sleep on August 26, 2009

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway

Sleep + Music = 2 ways to escape everything.

If you want to get some nice sleep…go to school and attend classes.

Submitted by: danny on November 8, 2009

My bed is my dealer…Sleep is my drug…dreaming is my high.. And my alarm clock is the police who busts me every morning…Good night everybody..(*_*)

Submitted by: paul on March 28, 2012

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess


A good night sleep can only come after a good day.

Submitted by: Kiran on August 18, 2009

A sleepless night is as long as a year.

All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.
– Plutarch

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
– Karl Kraus

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