Coffee Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
– Jonathan Swift
Bean me up!
Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Coffee: My favorite kind of bean.
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person
I’m not human until I’ve had a coffee … Well, maybe 3 or 4.;- )
Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.
On the eighth day God created coffee.
I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.
Death before decaf!!!
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Stephen Wright
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
– Agatha Christie
The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.
I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!!!!!!
No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffe
Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.