Coffee Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.
OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
– Jonathan Swift
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
– Agatha Christie
Life without coffee is a life not lived.
Coffee: My favorite kind of bean.
Bean me up!
Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!!!!!!
Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.
Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!
All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Stephen Wright
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Nothing really can be said after the first sip but a desiringly quiet utter of, “mmmm, coffeeee”.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffe
Death before decaf!!!
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
– Sheik Abd- al- Kadir
If you’ll excuse me a minute, I’m going to have a cup of coffee.
Give me some coffee and no one will get hurt!