Coffee Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.
OCD: Obsessive Coffee Disorder
You know you’ve had to much coffee when you can thread a running sewing machine.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!
There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.
On the eighth day God created coffee.
Bean me up!
Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
– Agatha Christie
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
– Jonathan Swift
Life without coffee is a life not lived.
Coffee: My favorite kind of bean.
Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.
Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.
I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!!!!!!
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!
All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person
Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Stephen Wright