Coffee Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift

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Bean me up!

Submitted by: BingoBongo
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Hello. My name is Laura and I’m a coffeeholic. It’s been 38 seconds since my last sip.

Submitted by: Laura
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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

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Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!

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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

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Coffee: My favorite kind of bean.

Submitted by: Natasha
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Depresso: The feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee.

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Coffee, like life… One sip at a time.

Submitted by: mwn
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Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
– Turkish proverb

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Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

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All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person

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I’m not human until I’ve had a coffee … Well, maybe 3 or 4.;- )

Submitted by: Jojo
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Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm.

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On the eighth day God created coffee.

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I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.
– A.C. Van Cherub

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A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

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Coffee: Because sleep is for the weak.

Submitted by: Kaylis
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Death before decaf!!!

Submitted by: eric
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Stephen Wright

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Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
– Agatha Christie

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The best thing about waking up is knowing…you have another cup of coffee to enjoy.

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I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!!!!!!

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No one man has done more to bring peace to mankind than the inventor of coffe

Submitted by: Peter
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Don’t criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.


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