Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Trust me I am a liar.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
Pete wonders if today will be the same as tomorrow.