Internet Quotes and Sayings

That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac on March 9, 2014

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)


If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh on November 26, 2013

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

Submitted by: hearty diamond on December 22, 2012

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb on September 21, 2009

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.


The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow on May 8, 2014

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

God bless internet. <3

Submitted by: baby sam on December 4, 2012

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar


The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
Benjamin Franklin

If the great internet connects us all … then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?
Stephen Richards

Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1 on February 1, 2013

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel on December 24, 2012

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

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