Internet Quotes | Sayings on the Essence of the Internet

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
– Santosh Kalwar

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That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.

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If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

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Social media has colonized what was once a sacred space occupied by emptiness: the space reserved for thought and creativity.
– Mahershala Ali

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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
– Bill Maher

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I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

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When in doubt, Google it.

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Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
– Abraham Lincoln

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If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

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Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

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The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

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Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

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The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years.
– Rupert Murdoch

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Social media made y’all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.
– Mike Tyson

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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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