Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away. My dear Valentine.
I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Flirting: It’s called flirting when you are in a relationship but it is called being friendly when you are single.
Flirtationship : When you and your friend flirt non-stop, but you both know you’ll never really do anything.
I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
If you got any hotter this whole world would catch fire.
I could’ve sworn I have seen you somewhere! I remember – it was in a dream!!!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I stole your heart, and you stole mine, wouldn’t it be the perfect crime? ;)
Boy: I am sick
Girl: Then go to the doctor
Boy: My doctor is right in front of me.
A picture of you is worth more than a thousand words.
You are the first and last thing on my mind everyday.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I have a secret
*leans in and kisses him/her*
Don’t tell anyone.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Boy: my heart just skipped a beat when I looked at you.
You’re so hot I have to jump in the pool!
You’re the reason for global warming.
Cos you’re too hot!
Go up to a girl.
Guy walks away.
Girl chases him.
Girl- why did you just walk away.
Guy- because I didn’t deserve to stand next to you.
Guy- I hope you get all your wishes.
Girl- then you’ll have to stay by my side forever.
Women love it when you act like you are undeserving of their beauty. Tell her what you think of her, like “You look so beautiful if you were any more you would blind me”.
Did you know people in America spend over $800,000 on plastic surgery, but you don’t need to spend a dollar on make up.
Boy: Hey do you know where my heart is?
Boy: Oh! So you did steal it!
A girl wants to hear that she is beautiful and that you care about her!!! They like it when if you see them in the hallways you immediately open your arms for a hug. They also like it when you walk them to class and try to make you late so you can see them longer. If you see she is sad make sure to ask her if she is alright and girls love it when you try to make excuses to touch her:) Hope I helped.
Is you’re dad a chilly? Cos you’re freaken hot. !!!!
You look sweet. Would you mind if I taste you?
Man, this place is great. It’s just __ minutes into the day an I’m already talking to the hottest girl in school!
Wow, is something on fire? Or are you just smoking hot?
I mean, are you a thief? Because someone just stole my heart!
If you fall from a tree, you get injured. If you fall into a pit, you get hurt. But if you fall in love with me. You will never get hurt or injured.
I heard God told the angels the most beautiful one will go for holidays to earth, when will you be going back?
Some people were fighting for our country and I was scared, but when I saw your face I was ready for war.
Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it?
Boy: *shows picture of girl*
I know I just met you but is it bad if I say I love you?
Is something burning or are you that hot?
Your eyes are like the sun, I need sun glasses just to look at them.
A rose saw you and shouted wow at your beauty.
You are the gold medal that got my heart racing.
Ok, I’m a girl and I know that I wouldn’t want someone using any stupid pickup lines on me. I would want someone telling me what they really thought, not some cheesy pickup line they heard or saw on a website. Even the “I’m gonna skip the cheesy pickup line and tell yopu you’re beautiful” thing is stupid. Take advice from a girl when trying to ask a girl out, tell them what you think and skip the cheesy pickup line.:)
If I ask you a question to be my girl right now would you leave or would you stay by my side?
If I had a dream girl. You would be her. <3