Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
The older I get, the less I like it.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
You Are OLD! Face it!
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Guess What??
You’re an old bag.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
