Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
- Gloria Pitzer
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn