Over the hill, jumping the gun, look out suckers, here I come!
Happy Birthday! Just another year closer to being that crazy cat lady…
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
They are not grey hairs! They are my wisdom highlights! I just happen to be extremely wise!
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Lordy lordy look whos forty.
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone. The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
50 – Over the Hill and Pickin’ Up Speed!
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