Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.

Submitted by: Cheryl Erickson

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

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Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.

Submitted by: Kay Goodman

To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!

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I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

Get
Out
Leave
Family

Submitted by: Mike

That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Submitted by: Simon28

That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.

Submitted by: Simon28

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

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Submitted by: homer
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