Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.