Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.