Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey

Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon

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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.

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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

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