Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.

Submitted by: Simon28

Get
Out
Leave
Family

Submitted by: Mike

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake.

Submitted by: Brian

I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

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