Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.