Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake.
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
– Dave Barry