Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
– Dave Barry
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.