Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

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