Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry

I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.

Submitted by: Kay Goodman

I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN

To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Submitted by: Simon28

Get
Out
Leave
Family

Submitted by: Mike

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