Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry

Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.

Submitted by: Cheryl Erickson

I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny

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Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.

Submitted by: Kay Goodman

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer
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They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.

Submitted by: Simon28

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