Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.