Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop