Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.

Submitted by: Hamilton lloyd

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

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