Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop